Homosexuality is one of the essential elements of living in contemporary...– IKEA spokesperson telling Catholics to piss off after asking queer couples be removed from their catalogue. (via littlekhole)
Putin denies dancing to Abba hits →
I tried to open the door handle, but I couldn’t even touch it—it was...– Paul Henry, Survivor of Australian Wildfire
i guess christian bale said fuck, and then someone made this funny video.